the-absolute-best-gifs:

Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?

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jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

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pittsburgh-sports:

87% of hockey fans will understand it.

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Lilo, why are you all wet?

sallynopants:

xximmaeatjooxx:

videovriska:

daswiener:

captainhufflepuff:

This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.

I always thought this scene was adorable

Wow thanks guy

Right in the childhood.

i never made that connection

crying

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I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch

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• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
• history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
• literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
• Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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